Instead of caramel apples this Halloween, melt jolly ranchers in a 250 degree oven for around 5 minutes, then pour over your apples. Add edible glitter for the sparkling space effect!
this is kind of genius
WHOANIGHT VALE APPLES
If you need me I’ll be in the bath watching lava on my television
tis the season
finding out you’re on your period while having sex
then small fish swim into her vagina and eat her insides, good job
Tiny Dinosaur wanted to help out with awareness so he made a tiny presentation.
Suggestions for improvements are very welcome, he has never made a presentation about asexuality before and he wants to make sure he gets it right.
I can’t help but think this is nature’s way of adapting to the global temperature changes and the melting of the polar ice. A hybrid allows the polar bears to migrate farther south to warmer areas and avoid going extinct (at least as far as they can be genetically traced back to ‘true’ polar bears). This of course all comes about because the polar bears are being forced farther south to begin with (and/or grizzlies are able to migrate farther north) so it creates a perfect meeting ground for both species and bam, cross-breeding for evolutionary adaptation :)
thank you smithy for your words of wisdom